catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

You better fix this shit, Colfer!

So I finished TLOS3 today…

kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

daisythefuckout:

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babyblainers:


G4 Max Adler Q&A x

This is true a friend of mine asked the question, OH GOD.
babyblainers:


G4 Max Adler Q&A x

This is true a friend of mine asked the question, OH GOD.
babyblainers:


G4 Max Adler Q&A x

This is true a friend of mine asked the question, OH GOD.

babyblainers:

G4 Max Adler Q&A x

This is true a friend of mine asked the question, OH GOD.

Ashley/Benji engagement photo MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!

Still super-sad that my child won’t get to see “Uncle Chris” this year. It’s been a tradition ever since going straight from the ultrasound to the book signing.